Bro#1: Do you think any of these people know I puked this morning?
Bro#2:(laughs) Cool it.
Bro#1:(eating a banana) Dude. You ever have durian fruit?
Bro#2: What? No.
Bro#1:(mouth full of banana) It's Asian. It's an Asian fruit that smells like shit.
Bro#2: I don't like Asian food.
Bro#1: No dude. It's this fruit. Durian. It smells like shit but its so good!
Bro#2: I don't like fruit.
Bro#1: (indicating the banana peel) I'm gonna throw this at the wall.
Bro#2: Splat.
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