Wednesday, September 29, 2021

4DX

Movie as amusement park ride.
Is this the future?
Thrashing seats, fog machines, 
fans and strobes, a misting hose.
So uncomfortable are we with stillness
we must not only be entertained but shaken.
So gorged are we on distraction
engagement must be constant, relentless.
So numb are we to our senses
they must be bombarded to elicit a reaction.
Baffling if this the future be
cinema, unfettered, has enough magic
without a tickle when The Rock panics.

Saturday, September 25, 2021

'The Nowhere Inn' A Review

The Nowhere Inn is a dramedy about the filming of a faux-concert doc of St. Vincent(Annie Clarke) by Carrie Brownstein(Carrie Brownstein). Initially Carrie is frustrated by how "normal" and "boring" Annie is which prompts Annie into putting Carrie through the psychological wringer.

Given Clarke's penchant for keeping her personal life private and the clear boundary between herself and her onstage persona, the initial minutes of the movie are quite refreshing and actually interesting, when she is "herself". But due to the plot any actual reality(or parodying of reality) is quickly abandoned in favor of this somewhat incomprehensible psychological expressionism, that presumably have some metaphorical comment its trying to impart but it is so insubstantial its never clear. Brownstein is also working under so many veneers it's never quite clear what's happening, what her motivation is, or even if we are suppose to see her(or Clarke) as people at all. With all the psuedo-trippy psychological digressions the movie takes when Clarke and Brownstein are in "normal" scenes even that behavior seems just as divorced from reality as the scenes clearly meant to have some kind of magical realism.

There's an interesting idea here and Clarke and Brownstein are wonderful actors and have magnetic presences but regardless if they are playing themselves or versions of themselves those characters have to behave like actual humans(which they don't) or anything else that happens doesn't really matter, it has no stakes. So, although there are some scenes with rich provocative imagery, they are ultimately too thin to grasp onto. Although there are some interesting shots from St. Vincent's concerts the songs are never played in full. Although there is an interesting dynamic with the film-within-a-film the subject and director don't behave believably so any dramatic or comedic result is flattened.

Probably only appealing to Brownstein and St. Vincent super fans.

Currently in theaters and available to rent on most VOD platforms.

Don't See It.

Friday, September 24, 2021

'Prisoners of the Ghostland' A Review

Prisoners of the Ghostland is a weird western about Samurai Town, a corner of Japan cordined off after a nuclear accident, where The Governor(Bill Moseley) press-gangs bank robber Hero(Nicolas Cage) into going into the radiated fringes of the town(the titular Ghostland) to retrieve his lost "granddaughter" aka concubine Bernice(Sofia Boutella).

Cage isn't able to reach his typical neo-shamanistic heights constrained by an utterly confusing and vague script and, simply, not given enough to do. There are a couple surprise moments where he's able to do some actual acting but they are few and far between. Moseley as the heavy is pretty flat and non-descript. Boutella is woefully underutilized as a underdeveloped damsel in distress, particularly when her action bonafides have been proven(Star Trek Beyond, Atomic Blond, Kingsman 2). The supporting cast are, interesting. There are some intriguing set pieces with synchronized movement and chanting which make for interesting tableaus but the narrative is so divorced from anything cogent it doesn't particularly matter how nice it looks.

Extensive practical production design and absolutely stunning costuming work overtime to pull back this story from the morass of incoherence but fail. There's worthy ambition on display but the plodding and murky plotting prevent the movie from succeeding. All the parts are there but they way they are assembled baffles.

A movie desperately, transparently, trying to be/become a cult classic fails the baseline test of being tolerable.

Currently in theaters and available to rent on VOD.

Don't See It.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Equinox

There was a time
when we would pay tribute
or at least observance
to the seasons fulcrum
acknowledge the changing
heat receding, animal migration,
flora's decline
so divorced
from Nature's pulse
we wonder
at stuffy noses
and odd behavior
neglecting
that primal grip
to the Earth's transition

Friday, September 17, 2021

'The Eyes Of Tammy Faye' A Review

The Eyes Of Tammy Faye is a biopic about televangelist Tammy Faye. The story opens on Tammy Faye(Jessica Chastain) on a later-in-life performance then flashes back to her as a child in rural Minnesota, being ostracized on Sunday because she is the product of a divorce, it then jumps to her in seminary where she meets Jim Bakker(Andrew Garfield) where the two fall in love and hit the road as traveling ministers. They eventually meet Pat Robertson(Gabriel Olds) which begins the televangelism which quickly snowballs into a media/ministry empire.

Chastain gives a cornucopic transformative performance, the make-up, the clothes, the voice, the infectious personality she totally inhabits and transmits. It's truly wonderful. Showy, perhaps, Oscar-baity, sure but none the less its absolutely transfixing. And what's most impressive, as well as compelling, is that she brings reality to the character, dimension and layers and emotion, faults and virtues and all. There is comedy but it is never at her expense, but too punches aren't pulled in regards to the scandal, to misdeeds, willful ignorance what have you. It's not a hit piece but it's certainly not sugar coated. Really stunning. Garfield gives equally thought to the more transparently suspect Bakker and although his complicity and guilt is much more clear Garfield still works hard to provide Bakker with humanity. The supporting cast has some impressive turns, particularly from Cherry Jones as Tammy's mother, but the majority of the time and attention is spent on Faye and Bakker.

If not visually or structurally particularly unique, it functions, director Michael Showalter is not known for his filmmaking flair what he is known for is empathy, elevating the humanity of a story, and he succeeds in spades here. Although the cinematography may be only servicable the sets, make-up, and costuming are all superb, complimenting this bizarre, suspect, fascinating story of a woman's life that plays in some sense like an allegory for greed paired with a lovesick tragedy.

Like many scandals from the 90's(Bobbitt, Lewinski et al.) Tammy Faye was for a long time simply the butt of a joke, a caricature, pathetic, and here she's given respect and dignity which every human, regardless of their foibles, deserves.

Showalter again delivers an award worthy film(The Big Sick) with an award deserving lead(Hello, My Name Is Doris).

Currently in theaters, coming soon to VOD.

Don't Miss It.

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Fear Is The Mind Killer

Growing up
my grandparents 
had a cabin
on a lake
which the family
would go to
on and off
every summer
and my cousin Adam
would always
incessantly
want to swim
while I was reluctant
because it was cold
because in the depths
I feared fish lurking
waiting to nibble
on my toes, calves, and knees
waiting to slither
up my trunks
because it was unknown
but he would always jump in
immediately after arriving
fearless, joyful
while I remained skittish
for years
but over time
he taught me
he made me see
what a wonderful
opportunity it was
what a beautiful place
to take advantage of
to commune with
to throw myself
heedless, rapturous
into the chill waters
of Big St. Germain Lake
to be cleansed, to be free
a lesson I took beyond
the cabin on the lake
and has served me well.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Eau Claire Ride

Rode up to Eau Claire, WI with my dad to spend a couple days riding. Beautiful rolling farm land, mostly great weather, a smattering of historical markers, had dinner with some of our cousins who live in the area, all in all a great adventure.




Saturday, September 11, 2021

'Kate' A Review

Kate is an action/thriller about the eponymous assassin Kate(Mary Elizabeth Winstead) who after a series of jobs targeting high ranking officers in a Yakuza family is slipped a deadly poison, after discovering she only has one day left to live she sets out on revenge.

Winstead shoulders the movie with little effort, she's got presence and physical alacrity, but the script lets her down. There is simply not enough information to really know or care about the character, there are a couple of montages of her training and past jobs but not enough to get any clarity on the character. Woody Harrelson is Varrick Kate's handler/mentor, but he's got very limited screentime and the dynamic is really only hinted at never actually flushed out. There are also some big name Japanese actors who are equally underutilized primarily Tadanobu Asano and Jun Kunimura(although he gets two exceptionally great scenes, the first is mostly expositional, the second where he faces off against Asano's character which despite the movie's overwhelming mediocrity is one of the best of the year).

Visually slick, clearly shot actually in Japan which is a plus, overall decent production design but there is a sameness to it, a rushed quality, presumably the budget was limited and the shooting schedule was even more so, which is why its such a disappointment, because there's clearly a lot of potential, a lot of talent involved.

The latest in the recent series of female killer flicks(Gunpowder Milkshake, Jolt) although none have yet to quite hit the mark.

Currently streaming on Netflix.

Stream It.

Friday, September 10, 2021

'Jungle Cruise' A Review

Jungle Cruise is a fantasy adventure based on Disney's ride of the same name. In 1916 Dr. Lily Houghton(Emily Blunt) is attempting to raise money for an expedition into the Amazon to research the Tears Of The Moon a mythic cure-all, but is ignored because of her gender. She makes her own way and hires river boat captain Frank(Dwayne Johnson) to take her into the jungle and uncover the mystery of the legendary flower. But they are pursued by German Prince Joachim(Jesse Plemons) as well as various ghostly cursed conquistadors.

Blunt brings her considerable charisma to bear and pairs it with a great physical performance to give Dr. Lily a modern Dr. Jones vibe. She has great chemistry with Johnson who gives a bit more straightforward and sincere performance than the kind of wry humor of which he's been accustomed to recently. The two together give enough heart to make us care, the plot has enough twists and reveals to stay engaged, and the pacing of the action continues to push and progress fluidly to an entertaining crescendo. Plemons clearly relishes the opportunity to go ham, to go big, and it works, he's a great funny, almost foppish villain that is still incredibly sinister. 

Visually lush and bright if somewhat overly CGI'd, wonderful playful costuming, an effective classical score, and a plot if somewhat predictable still work together to create a great family adventure. Some of the exposition is a little unnecessarily complicated and at times it seems the movie is constrained by its attempt to appeal to both kids and adults(although it has a PG-13 rating) still its pure and successful entertainment. 

Guaranteed family fun.

Currently available on Disney+ and most VOD platforms.

See It. 

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

The Rewatch

A good movie
is like an old friend
you come back to it
and its like you never left
it comforts
but still inspires
nostalgic
but with untold depth
never stops
having things to teach

Monday, September 6, 2021

'Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed' A Review

Bob Ross: Happy Accidents Betrayal & Greed is a documentary about landscape painter and TV personality Bob Ross. Through archival footage, episodes of his show, and talking-head interviews his life and legacy are explored.

Interesting if somewhat pedestrian the doc explores Ross's life and art but ultimately doesn't offer much beyond what you would get watching reruns of The Joy Of Painting until the business of Bob Ross is explored particularly his connection to Annette and Walt Kowalski, which is pretty damning. His son Steve is featured heavily in the doc and his legal struggles with the Kowalskis given as Ross was dying of cancer the Kowalskis attempted to co-op his name to further monopolize on his fame and recognition(following his death they succeeded). Which, given capitalism and fundamental human greed, isn't particularly surprising in any way. 

This somewhat sorted, still intriguing, "dark side" of Ross and his legacy are the only thing that separate this from other Ross docs and it isn't investigated that deeply and Steve, an incredibly sympathetic character within the whole tangled web, is also clearly not being totally forthcoming about his past and journey(which, totally fair). So this "mystery" aspect of the doc is only scratched and ultimately there is no satisfying reveal or outcome.

Mildly compelling at-home popcorn viewing.

Currently streaming on Netflix.

Stream It.

Sunday, September 5, 2021

'Shang-Chi and the Legned of the Ten Rings' A Review

Shang-Chi is a superhero movie, the MCU's latest, that serves as an origin story for Shang-Chi(Simu Liu). In the distant past Xu Wenwu(Tony Leung) acquires the ten rings, mystical objects that grant immortality and power, he then creates an army and over the centuries conquers various kingdoms and undermines governments to extend his power and influence. In his search for even more power he finds a hidden gateway to a magical city, meets and falls in love with Ying Li(Fala Chen), they have two children, their family life doesn't last long. Flashfoward to Shang-Chi parking cars in San Francisco with his best friend Katy(Awkwafina) when the two are attached and drawn into a sinister plot by Wenwu's men. Shang-Chi must grapple with his identity and decide who he wants to become.

Liu gives a great, fastball, no frills performance, physically he's impressive and clearly does most if not all of his(substantial) stunts adding a needed layer of authenticity in a franchise that is frequently overwrought with CGI. But he also takes the time to give the character dimension, at the heart of it is not the action or the superpowers but the search for self and purpose and grappling with guilt that drives the character. And although there is a lot of(excellent) action the emotional arc of the character is never sacrificed. There's also a stream of solid and fluid humor from Liu and Awkwafina, who have great chemistry, and she also as a 'non-powered' person is a great foil not only for Liu but for the whole situation. Awkwafina carves out a space for herself in this movie and in the MCU without a tragic backstory, without lasers or super strength, because the character is funny but also has incredible empathy. And it's clear the filmmakers know this as she is prominent in the story, not relegated to the sidelines. Leung is one of the MCU's best villains, he has depth and complexity, and carries this kind of unshakable melancholy despite his reprehensible actions. It's an impressive feat to make the character not only sympathetic but charming. The theme of family is big in the story and the proper time is taken to really let that aspect of it breathe and blossom. The supporting cast is too stacked to go into suffice it to say there isn't a weak link in the chain.

The action is varied and extremely compelling with inspirations from wushu wire work to Jackie Chan, as with most MCU movies the third act does have a CGI extravaganza but at least here it is a bit more creative and the emotional stakes are clear. The production is solid, with some great inspirations particularly in the set design and costuming, although there is some of the MCU glitz that perhaps smooths things out some. What's most impressive is the script and direction, director/co-writer Destin Daniel Cretton gives us the spectacle we are accustomed to with superhero movies but builds the action, a street fight on a bus, a brawl on scaffolding, escalating upward to the fantastic, creating an actual sense of reality and stakes. Paired with this is equal attention to the various main characters emotions and motivations which, particularly in the last several MCU movies hasn't been much of a concern. This of course makes all the inevitable magic and mayhem actually mean something.

A refreshing, impactful, fun superhero movie.

Currently in theaters coming soon to VOD.

See It.

Friday, September 3, 2021

American Lotus

Through the brush
surprising
we came upon
the slough
the crane
she was arising
and the lotus
he did bow