Sunday, January 5, 2014

Weird iO Conversations 4

Tonight before Schwa, one of the guys on the first team grabbed me as I walked by. He was a close talker.

Guy: I forgot your name.
Me: Ah...Steve...(we shake) What's-
Guy: (interrupting) Do you know Ariel D----?
Me: I'm sorry?
Guy: Ariel D----. Do you know her.
Me: Um. Yeah. I use to coach her. She's a good friend.
Guy: Is she single?
Me: (unbelieving) Is she single?
Guy: Yeah. Is she single.
Me: Ah...I don't really know.
Guy: (staring intently, unmoving)
Me: ...um...I don't think she was a couple months ago...but now...who knows?
Guy: OK. Thanks.
Me: Ah. Yeah. (realizing Ariel would decimate this guy) Go for it man!

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