Wednesday, July 27, 2022

My Dad Can Eat Chips

My dad can eat chips
full size bag
to the head
in less than five minutes

We'll be on the phone
and he's crunching
and chewing, 
just excavating chips

He gets home from work
he sits down
and he eats chips
like a compulsion

It's astounding
this quirk, this skill
the pure efficiency
the guy loves chips

And yes, I am my father's son,
you better believe I can eat chips too.

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