Street Talk 8

(Man with 2 year old girl in his arms walking with a woman)

Man: (through gritted teeth) You like it when daddy gets ya?

Girl: (baffled)

Man: You like it when daddy tiiiiiiiickles ya?

Woman: (oblivious)
(pause)

Me: Jesus, did you hear that?

Punam: Yeah, that guy is a psycho.

Me: Super Creep. That girl is gonna turn into one messed up 12 year old.
(pause)

Punam: Hey.

Me: What?
(pause)

Punam: (through gritted teeth) Do you like it when daddy getssss ya?

Me: (laughs) Ugh, I need a shower.