Graffiti 192

"As an adolescent, I went to charm school, where I learned to pour tea and relate to boys, which, as I recall, meant giving them the pickle jar to unscrew, whether it was too hard for me or not." -Sue Monk Kidd

"I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle." -Arlo Guthrie

"Guys, there's only one thing I hate more than bloggers who start sentences with 'guys' - and it's those mealy-mouth hipsters who crochet codpieces and their ye-olde-sideburned friends who pickle stuff and slaughter their own gluten-free goats." -Jill Soloway

"I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles." -Tracy Morgan