Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Steve's Guide To SAD

Some things to do if winter gets you blue.

1. Exercise. Be active. Walk as much as you can. Bundle up and face the winter.

2. Special Project. Have a project you're working on. An art project, home repair, anything. It'll make you feel like your accomplishing something even if you're stuck inside.

3. Go Out. Don't be cowed by the weather. It's inconvenient and sometimes uncomfortable but force yourself to go out. Go to the movies, to a play, see a concert. Anything just don't spend too much time at home.

4. Hang Out. Pick a random friend you haven't seen in a while and have lunch. You probably have extra time on your hands because there are no summer activities. Use that time to catch up with friends!

5. Hug. Physical contact is good for you.

6. Don't Get Cocky. This winter isn't over yet.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Graffiti 50

Take me to the Moon.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Andy Goldsworthy

I randomly started watching 'Rivers & Tides' on Netflix today. It's about this artist Andy Goldsworthy who does art in nature with natural objects. It was amazing.
There wasn't a whole lot to the movie. It just followed Goldsworthy around as he did different pieces. His process is fascinating and the way he talks about nature, it's like he's communicating with the rocks and trees and sea."As with all my work, whether it's a leaf on a rock or ice on a rock, I'm trying to get beneath the surface appearance of things. Working the surface of a stone is an attempt to understand the internal energy of the stone." -Andy Goldsworhty

Friday, January 27, 2012

'Norwegian Wood' A Review

'Norwegian Wood' is a movie about love. Not people in love but people who want to be in love, who are obligated to love, or can't experience it. The movie follows Watanabe as he tries to find love. The relationships are all one-sided, unhappy and unsatisfying. There's a lot of talk about sex and ennui but there's no real depth to the film. It takes place in Tokyo during the 60's. There doesn't seem to be much reason for this. Other than the costuming there's nothing '60's' about it. A few of the characters kill themselves with no reason or explanation. The movie never takes you anywhere, never engages you, and leaves you slightly depressed.

Don't See It.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Fog

I shade
I hide
I block your way
Now I have filled up your day.

You sigh
You yawn
You stare outside
Look I am behind your eyes.

I clog
I gum
I grasp your brain
Today I drive you all insane.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Groh Show with Danny Groh


I work with this guy named Danny Groh. Daniel, another co-worker, and I love talking to him. He's a very unique character. We decided to start a podcast where we talk to Danny about his life, movies, and the news. You'll be able to find future episodes here:

http://grohshow.podomatic.com/

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Graffiti 49

Why is this man so sad?

"A lot of me is very up, and you have to have light and shade. They are both important and you have to be able to balance them. You have to admit that sadness is part of you and that it enriches you. I use it in my work." -Imelda Staunton

"Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity." -Carl Jung

Monday, January 23, 2012

Poor Choices Show

I did the Poor Choices podcast last week. It was a lot of fun. You can listen here:

Thanks Mark.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Weird iO Conversations 2

(outside)
Random Drunk Guy: No more comedy?
Me: Shows still going. I'm just having a smoke break. Comedy never stops.
RDG: I wanna do that. In that basement.
Me: You can. You can take classes here.
RDG: I can just get up there?
Me: Not tonight, no.
RDG: I want to watch the show.
Me: Then go watch it man.
(later, inside, Deep Schwa takes the stage, audience applause)
RDG:(incredulous, loud) This? This brings you(struggling) joy?
Me: Yes.
RDG:(roles eyes, claps grudgingly, loud) Hey friend. The weed is taken hold of me, I can't sit still I think I should go.
Me: Go. Leave.
RDG: But I want to watch the show.
Me: Then stay. Shush now.
(5 minutes later)
RDG:(whispers) I just farted on all these people.(chuckles) I did.
Me: Ok.
RDG: No I farted. Tell them I'm sorry.
(exits)
Me:(whispers) He's sorry he farted.
Punam: I'm going to be sick.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Cheer Up

This was on my monitor when I came into work today. It made me smile.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Hand Of Fate 2

My junior year of high school I went on a school sponsored trip to Europe. It was part of some package offered to high schools called 'The Four City Tour'. We went to Athens, Rome, Paris, and London. In Rome we went through the Sistine Chapel which was, memorable.

When we went it was very crowded. I remember it being large, probably the size of a basketball court. The crowd was shuffled along rather quickly in order to accommodate the high volume of tourists. I remember being told not speak above a whisper and to try avoid speaking all together.

I remember being awed and feeling like I was part of something bigger than myself. While we were exiting my friend Drew called from behind me 'Hey Steve.' I turn around and I see a women in a wheel chair motioning to me. There's only one exit which has a very steep ramp. It's clear its too steep for her to get up unassisted. She motions to me again and I realize we are the only stationary people in the room. People are streaming by her and no one is stopping to help. I walk down to her and pause. She doesn't speak to me and I don't speak to her. We make eye contact briefly and she nods. She is in her late 30's, attractive, dirty blond, wearing a simple red dress. I take the handles and guide her up the ramp with moderate difficulty. I push her down the hallway and out into the courtyard beyond. Once there she touched my hand, looked at me, nodded, and said 'merci' softly. I walked away to rejoin my classmates.

It felt like I was suppose to be there. For whatever reason it felt important. I felt like it was a good thing I did. A small thing. A simple thing. But a meaningful thing.

I wonder if she ever thinks of it.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

'Carnage' A Review

'Carnage' based on the play 'God Of Carnage' is a character driven film. Two couples meet to discuss an altercation between their sons. They try to come to a resolution but are never able. They try to part company but are never able. They argue, they eat, they reveal secrets. The chemistry between the actors is great. All four actors put up great performances. All four characters have at least one good freak out moment. The movie takes place in one location in almost real time. It comes in at a tight 80 minutes and leaves you wanting a little more. It kind of reminded me of 'Whose Afraid Of Virginia Wolf?'

Interesting but not mind-blowing.

See It.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

'How I Met Your Mother' Is Super Sexist

Recently I've been scrounging for anything good to watch on Netflix Instant. I started watching HIMYM because I had seen the first season years ago and remembered enjoying it. I watched the entire series in a couple of days. Its funny enough. There are some cool time jumps and over arching themes. There are some cool cameos and fun reoccurring bits. You get engrossed in the characters even though they never really progress or do anything. And at a certain point you realize. Wait. These characters are kind of horrible. Wait. This show is really misogynistic.

The character Barney played by Neil Patrick Harris is horrible. He thinks women are stupid(except for his friends and mother) and wants to have sex with all of them. He treats women like objects. A reoccurring joke on the show is Barney using ridiculous pick up strategies to successfully hook up with women. 'Bimbo' is used a lot on the show. Barney is very exaggerated and over the top, the intention is to be funny. But he just comes off as an asshole skeeze. And a lot of times the show expects you to laugh when Barney takes advantage of a women. Like "good old Barney, he fooled another one, haha!"

A lot is forgiven within the show because Barney is played by a gay actor. There's like a reverse suspension of your disbelief. You don't think anything of the way he treats women because you know its fake. But when you think about it, its really awful. After seeing so many episodes in so short a time it became glaring.

The leads in HIMYM are shallow, petty, and narcissistic. The show has a severely limited view of women and relationships. As a whole it reminds me of 'Seinfeld' without any self-awareness.

Full Disclosure: I did watch the entire series. I enjoyed most of it.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Graffiti 48

In Barcelona, photo credit to HP

"In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob." -Salvador Dali

"What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust." -Salvador Dali

Friday, January 13, 2012

'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy' A Review

The most interesting part about 'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy' is the title. The film is about a spy in the 70's trying to find a mole in his department. The acting is so subtle its non-existent. The film is so understated the characters never react to anything. The intrigue that drives the film is so vague you never invest in it. No character is developed. All characters are two dimensions. When you find out who the mole is at the end of the film, not only are you not surprised, you don't care.

On Conan Gary Oldman said it was the easiest job he ever had. He's right. He does nothing.

Don't See It.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Stupid Train Conversations 2

Bro#1: Do you think any of these people know I puked this morning?
Bro#2:(laughs) Cool it.
Bro#1:(eating a banana) Dude. You ever have durian fruit?
Bro#2: What? No.
Bro#1:(mouth full of banana) It's Asian. It's an Asian fruit that smells like shit.
Bro#2: I don't like Asian food.
Bro#1: No dude. It's this fruit. Durian. It smells like shit but its so good!
Bro#2: I don't like fruit.
Bro#1: (indicating the banana peel) I'm gonna throw this at the wall.
Bro#2: Splat.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Cheating


Becky gets caught cheating on a test.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Steve's Top 5 Movies Of 2011

Top 5:
Another Earth
Cedar Rapids
The Guard
Into The Abyss
Page One: Inside The New York Times

Top 5 Disappointments:
Drive
Hugo
Midnight In Paris
My Week With Marilyn
The Tree Of Life

Most Overrated:
The Artist

Most Underrated:
Terri

Honorable Mentions:
A Dangerous Method
Drive Angry 3D
Hesher
Hobo With A Shotgun
Source Code

Worst Movie Of The Year:
The Skin I Live In

Performances Of The Year:
Brendan Gleeson, The Guard
Ed Helms, Cedar Rapids
Brit Marling, Another Earth
Elizabeth Olson, Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene
John C. Reilly, Terri

Monday, January 9, 2012

Savior Sole

Beanpole's latest piece. It resonates with me more than his other recent stuff. I think because I identify with it. Being connected and disconnected with people at the same time. When I first saw it, it felt like he had plucked the image out of my head. Like I had seen it before. It's familiar and comforting.

And tragic.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Graffiti 47

"Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?" -Pablo Picasso

Saturday, January 7, 2012

'The Artist' A Review

'The Artist' is a silent movie about the ending of silent movies. It's kind of a romance, kind of a comedy, and kind of dark. It doesn't really make up it's mind and never goes beyond or transcends its conceit.

The movie is simply a good silent movie. It doesn't do anything different or unexpected with the device. The main character has a dream where there is ambient sound and there is about 8 seconds which is in color. Both of these things don't make a real difference and are negligible in the overall story.

The film is charming but nothing more.

Rent It.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Sometimes It's Hard

Sometimes days are bad.
Food has no taste.
Everything seems gray.
The volume on the world is turned down.

Sometimes you'll feel like a prisoner in your own body.
An inner storm straining to burst out.
Frustration and anger and apathy.
Trapped by physical constraints.

What do you do?
You can crawl in your bed and lie awake
or you can go out and face the day.
Do all the things you normally do.
Smile when you feel no desire to.
Make conversation that seems pointless.
Eat something regardless of your appetite.
Go through the motions.

Get through the day.
Then it's over.
Go to bed, lay your head on your pillow, and close your eyes on that day.
Banish it.

Tomorrow is new and fresh and has endless potential.

Day 88

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Havana

Punam and I went to Havana for lunch because she had a gift certificate. I got the Havana Roasted Pulled Pork. It looked a lot better than it tasted but the empanadas were great.

Me: Uh-oh.
Punam: What?
Me: It looks like that gift certificate has expired.
Punam: But...it doesn't even say expiration, it just has a date.
Me:(doubtful) I don't know.
Punam:(confident) Don't worry, this won't be a problem.

Needless to say, it was honored.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Skylar And Jet

Salute Jive at the Skybox. Skylar and Jet worry about the future.

Monday, January 2, 2012

James Watches 'American Psycho'

A while ago I asked James to write a post.

James:
So a few weeks ago after 1941 practice, DQ—aka Drennen Quinn—invited everyone over to hang out. DQ, he’s well known as one of the cool kids around town, and I had never been to his place before. I just wanted to snoop around a bit, check for any stray record collections or cool-type things that Drennen might have. I’m just kidding, I like to rib Drennen about being a cool kid; I mean he is cool, but it’s busting his chops to call him a cool kid. He also gets mad when you say “Hotlanta.” Anyway. So I said I was in, and so did Steve and C. Jared Fernley.

We met Drennen in the courtyard of his place; it was a really long, almost college-y type courtyard setting. He was playing the ball with his main man, Patton, who is a dog. You’ve never seen a dog that likes to play ball so much. A really good dog. Anyway. We get inside DQ’s place, and it’s a really nice place. I’m talking spacious, good seating options, nice milieu. He’s got a big movie collection, too, which I was poring over when I spotted No Country for Old Men

Me: You know there’s that big debate over which is the greater movie, No Country for Old Men or There Will Be Blood, since they both came out around the same time.
Steve: What are your thoughts?
Me: I think There Will Be Blood has more going on thematically, more substance, whereas No Country I felt like was dependent on the suspense of “what happens when,” the action, and so it has less replay value.
Steve: I disagree 100% but for the opposite reasons.

Steve, with the assist from Drennen, went on to explain how he felt like everything in No Country operates on a metaphorical level, of life and death, and how he didn’t feel sympathetic toward anything in There Will Be Blood: no hero, no strong women, just a guy being cold and heartless to everyone for two hours. And that the soundtrack to TWBB makes it seem like there is more going on than there actually is. That’s the thing about movies, you get someone else’s take and it makes you think, you know? I’ll have to go back and give No Country another watch. We were all able to agree, anyway, that Javier Bardem’s performance in No Country, as the embodiment of death, was awesome (although I would still put Daniel Day Lewis’s performance in TWBB over it, as a matter of screen time if nothing else; and Plainview is just one of the most compelling characters ever put to film, in my opinion).

So after all that commotion, I threw down the gauntlet:

Me: I’ll pick three movies and we’ll watch one of them.
Everyone else: (healthy laughter) All right.

The reason I said I would make the picks is because I haven’t seen as many movies as everyone else. But so it came down to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, American Psycho, and No Country for Old Men. Somehow American Psycho won the day, probably because 1941 has such a dark, weird aesthetic. Naturally we’d get together and watch everyone’s favorite hangout movie, American Psycho!

What did I know about the movie going into it? In the first place, I thought the part was played by Cillian Murphy, who is the Scarecrow in Batman Begins. Oftentimes I am way, way off about things. Anyway.

Me: Is this going to be a gory mindfuck?
Steve: Define gory mindfuck.
Drennen: Nah, it’s weird and dark and funny.
Me: Well, I put all my trust in Christian Bale.
Jared: I think that trust might be misplaced.

Later that same night…

Christian Bale: I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Me: Well that was peculiar.
Jared: It gets better.

So the movie wastes zero time getting weird and letting you know you’re in for a trip. I mean, if you’re an old school old man or something, or uptight, forget about it, it’ll be pure torture for you. But us bohemians on 1941, we can handle these types of movies, and what’s more than that we consider it part of the work to experience reality in all its flavors. Don’t worry, ma’am, we’re the professionals!

So Steve likes to be mischievous and prompt you sometimes, and he kept prompting me throughout the movie to know what I thought about it; as if American Psycho is comprehensible right off the bat! Similarly, Patton kept prompting me the whole night to keep playing ball with him. That dog loves playing ball, I swear! The partnership between that dog and DQ is something for the ages. Anyway.

The thing is, American Psycho is a crazy movie. But that doesn’t mean that it’s without value; there’s a lot going on in the movie. Aesthetically, the alternately pristine and grimy settings and cinematography mesh perfectly with the type of emptiness and stark vacuousness that make a void of Bateman’s soul. I mean, the director, Mary Harron, she has touch, a sense of humor in the face of what is a horrifying script; this movie could have been a complete disaster in the wrong hands. It also works on the level of black comedy satire, of Wall Street’s material excesses, America’s murderousness, of misogyny, and the 1980s. It uses the rules of comedy to trick you into laughing at things that are completely evil, wrong. And Bateman waxing poetic about Genesis and Whitney Houston, is sublime. On top of all that, the movie is not without its parallels to Shakespeare’s Macbeth, something of that stature: What does all this killing mean? Macbeth did it for Lady Macbeth, Bateman does it for fun. What is life? Does it signify anything? That’s some heady stuff, everybody!

So what did I think, Steve? I think American Psycho is the damnedest thing. There’s just not anything like it out there. After watching it for a while, your brain entrains to its homicidal logic, and walking to my car afterward with Steve, it was like, man, I hope there’s not a murder out of nowhere or something! DQ has since told me that he’s gotten the book version, so the fateful choice of American Psycho that night has led to a very strange period of consciousness for ol’ DQ. If you see him and he makes an offhand comment about killing you, you’ll know why!

No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This guest blog post

has

meant

nothing.

See It If You Dare.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Graffiti 46

"A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more." -Steve Prefontaine

"You cannot run away from weakness; you must some time fight it out or perish; and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?" -Robert Louis Stevenson

"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second." -William James