Saturday, June 28, 2025

Locomotion

At a certain point
words fail
the body
the only truth left

movement the only recourse
rhythm the last frontier

the swaying of hips
the swinging of arms
the flicking of legs
the stepping of feet

the only conduit for fervor or frenzy
when feeling becomes inarticulate

Thursday, June 26, 2025

'F1 Movie' A Review


 F1 is a sports drama about a struggling Formula One team owned by Ruben(Javier Bardem) who, in a last ditch effort to avoid a forced sale, enlists his former teammate and wandering savant driver Sonny(Brad Pitt). Sonny has to reacquaint himself with F1 and learn to get along with his team- primarily up-and-coming talent Joshua(Damson Idris) and tech director Kate(Kerry Condon).

Pitt brings his patented movie star charm and ease and it works well if not pitch perfect like his turn in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Idris struggles a bit to carve out a full character but he's still compelling and a decent foil for Pitt. Condon is wonderful(if woefully age inappropriate as Pitt's love interest), it's great to see her in a blockbuster as she's mostly been turning in great performances in indie fair the last decade or so. The rest of the supporting cast bolster the leads and fill out the movie well, there's not a lot of nuance or depth but this isn't that kind of movie, it's a spectacle blockbuster.

Visually the movie is thrilling, the multiple races all shot with an evocative POV where you real feel like you're there, it's more transportive and exciting than actually watching Formula One racing. The score is simple and effective, the runtime is a bit overlong but it's easy not to begrudge director Joseph Kosinski given how much action there is and similar to his last summer movie success Top Gun: Maverick it is extremely potent at what it is trying to be- a popcorn movie with broad appeal.

Not particularly complicated, a transparent commercial for Formula One, yet a solid, effective, exciting piece of entertainment.

Currently in theaters.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2025

'Pavements' A Review

Pavements is an experimental rockdoc about the indie rock band Pavement. Through archival footage, a fake musical biopic, a real off-Broadway jukebox musical, a touring museum exhibit featuring memorabilia from the band, and behind-the-scenes footage of their 2022 reunion a hodge-podge piece of art is presented. More resembling something you'd see at a museum of contemporary art rather than a cogent piece of cinema.

The editing is near incessant and absolutely relentless and Pavement's indie rock droning underscores the entire movie and actual information about the band, some of which is true some of which is not, is scant. This is definitely an artsy vibe film and probably only accessible for people who are or were fans of the band. As someone who knew none of their music and nothing about the band it struck me as incredibly pretentious, off-putting, insular, and grating. With some actual context maybe it's a very accurate and moving celebration of the band, I wouldn't know!

It's very ambitious and there is a lot going on both from a filmmaking perspective and thematically. There's a mile-long streak of post-modern irony but also, seemingly, actual sincerity from famous people talking about how much the band means to them(one of whom is Tim Heidecker so maybe this too is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek). With no prior knowledge of the band it's impossible to tell.

With a lot of fandom going mainstream this seems like a reaction to that, a movie only for the fans of this underground band, made specifically impenetrable and fair enough but it doesn't translate as a film for people to enjoy outside of that and as such a cinematic failure.

For Pavement fans only.

Currently in theaters.

Don't See It.

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

The Compulsion Of The Creative

Talent
is an itch
big or small
you gotta scratch

Friday, June 20, 2025

'28 Years Later' A Review

28 Years Later is a post-apocalyptic horror movie, the third in the series following 2002'a 28 Days Later and 2007's 28 Weeks Later. The rage virus has been contained to the British Isles which are under indefinite quarantine. A community of survivors live on an island village connected to the mainland by a tidal causeway. Jamie(Aaron Taylor-Johnson) takes his 12-year-old son Spike(Alfie Williams) on a coming-of-age hunt while his wife Isla(Jodie Comer) convalesces from an unknown illness.

Taylor-Johnson puts in a decent performance as does Comer but the family drama is the weakest and most convoluted part of the script and they both struggle to push through. Williams is a competent child actor but again the interpersonal issues in the family strain credulity and serve pretty much exclusively to distract from what the movie does well and Williams is too young to be able to juggle it all. Ralph Fiennes shows up half way through and he is so good, so locked in, it throws into contrast the leads short comings. Jack O'Connell pops up at the end to tease the sequel and he's equally excellent.

Visually the film has style, shot mostly on iPhone rigs with snappy, inspired cutting and evocative dream sequences, it recalls the grittiness of the original and raises the stakes artistically. The score is equally effective as is the make-up and zombie work, mostly all practical. There is a level of polish and depth with Danny Boyle back in the director's chair and Alex Garland penning the script. They build out the world both narratively and visually and there are bits of fun and excitement pretty much at every little stop along the journey. But the problem is that core bit of family conflict which is both not particularly believable as well as unnecessary. The idea of the rage virus evolving, a decades long quarantine, and what people would do to survive those two things is plenty. Putting a clichéd overbearing dad and a soap opera-esk mentally deteriorating mom in the mix is overkill and unnecessary.

Wild, ambitious, frequently thrilling but overly plotted.

Currently in theaters.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

The Jumping Off Place

What you learn
from a near
death experience
is that
it was never
that far away
before it

Monday, June 16, 2025

'Fountain Of Youth' A Review

Fountain Of Youth is an action/adventure movie in the mold of Indiana Jones and National Treasure but decidedly not family friendly given the staggering body count. Estranged siblings Luke(John Krasinski) and Charlotte(Natalie Portman) reconnect in the search for the titular FoY for vague and suspect rich guy Owen(Domhnall Gleeson). 

Krasinski, gods love him, has never and will never escape Jim from The Office. Much like Seinfeld he got rich and famous from playing a character close to himself and the reality is, beyond that, he has no real range or ability. Here he is miscast and his attempts at wise-cracking adventurer come across like a walking sexual harassment lawsuit. Portman is the better, more well-rounded actor, but she struggles as well trying to make her paper thin baffling character make any kind of believable sense. The script obviously sucks and reads like an AI was prompted "DaVinci Code with assault weapons" but most of the supporting cast is better able to, at least, have fun and be watchable- Gleeson, Laz Alonso, and Carmen Ejogo are all solid but underused.

The budget was huge so it looks pretty good with some on location shooting and a fair amount of practical stunt work and minimal CGI. The soundtrack is pretty Gen X cringe and the costumes are, across the board, pretty laughable. All-in-all an extremely odd, derivative, catastrophic waste of money and continues director Guy Richie's wildly inconsistent later career.

Perhaps containing some perverse pleasure in the schadenfreude arena but unequivocally a bad movie.

Currently streaming on Apple+.

Don't See It.

Saturday, June 14, 2025

'Titan - The OceanGate Disaster' A Review


Titan - The OceanGate Disaster is a documentary about the titular 2023 event. Trust fund petulant narcissist Stockton Rush decided to "democratize" deep sea exploration(at $250k per ride that's pretty laughable) by using a carbon fiber hull, in lieu of steel or titanium, even though it was untested and widely determined to be insufficient. This was confirmed in countless tests and by countless experts and yet he persisted resulting in his(and four other individuals) needless and preventable deaths.

Through talking head interviews, archival news footage, and footage shot during OceanGate's operations this modern day retelling of Icarus is told. Themes of pride, naivete, single-mindedness, inflexibility, wealth, capitalism, abuse of power and position are explored.

What is, in essence, a relatively paint-by-numbers doc hits surprisingly hard as the story, the whys, are unspooled. Similar to the interest in Luigi Mangione the Titan implosion grabbed national and international interest as class inequity rises and class awareness comes further to the front in popular culture. At a two hour runtime there isn't a ton of analysis but there is a ton of information. Because of the sensational nature of the incident we are privy to the garish privations of the rich, their insatiable ego, the stupidity of certainty fostered by privilege. And ultimately there is tragedy but perhaps also justice at least in the case of Rush. The real disaster is that no one could or would stop him.

A fascinating if not particularly complex look at modern day hubris.

Currently streaming on Netflix.

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Friday, June 13, 2025

'From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina' A Review

Ballerina is an action movie a spinoff from the John Wick series set between John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum and John Wick: Chapter 4. In a prologue flashback we learn that Eve is an orphan after a nameless gang attacked her home and killed her father, in a montage we see Eve(Ana de Armas) become a "protector" assassin, taken in by one of the John Wick world gangs. She leaves the nest when she begins to unravel the mystery of her past.

de Armas is a talented actor, on the come up and justly in demand, she does quite a bit of her own stunt work(or so it appears) and anchors the movie as best she can. Unfortunately she has to contend with an overly convoluted frequently unintentionally silly script. She is a bit too green for this kind of role. Keanu Reeves in this series or Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde had the benefit of decades of movie-stardom before they came to their gritty action films and here you can tell de Armas(although clearly putting in colossal effort) doesn't have the years of fight choreography/martial arts experience on her CV. She still sells it, there are some great kills and a wonderful flamethrower duel in the final act but her ability to execute the action is inconsistent. The supporting cast is basically just a parade of cameos where they show up for a close up to monologue exposition or spout truly embarrassing John Wick lore.

The problem with this movie is the same that all the JW movies have had since the first which is that the people behind it, namely shepherd of the franchise director/producer Chad Stahelski doesn't really understand why people like the series. It's not because of the overly convoluted melodramatic assassin underworld worldbuilding, it's the practical action as well as the pleasure of seeing a lead we can root for be an unstoppable force. Here there's too much plotting, too much pointless soap opera, not enough of de Armas kicking ass and dropping bodies. We want to see her to be realistic emotionally but we don't want to see her be realistic in combat. She gets beat up too much, we're shown she's not a super assassin but a mid-range one, which doesn't quite make sense given the context of the story nor is it particularly fun. The stakes are incredibly mushy, in this kind of movie there's a certain amount of suspension of disbelief necessary but narrative logic can't be jettison completely. It attempts to juggle and integrate all the absolutely unnecessary and preposterous lore created by the main JW movies and as a result it's not particularly entertaining nor does it feel like it's own story it's just John Wick 3.5.

On the high end of the tedium scale, a certifiable do-chores-to feature.

Currently in theaters.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Summer in the City

In Chicago
summer comes in at a crawl
in fits and starts
it teases
then retreats
it bludgeons
then recedes
but eventually
when least expected
it settles in
all we denizens sigh
and relish
the promise
once again fulfilled

Saturday, June 7, 2025

'Predator: Killer of Killers' A Review

Predator: Killer of Killers is a scifi action animated movie, a standalone entry in the Predator franchise. The film is composed of four segments, the first three in various times throughout history where three warriors best a predator(Viking age, feudal Japan, and WWII), in the fourth segment those three humans face off against the titular killer of killers on the predator home world.

With no real A-listers(thankfully) the voice cast all soar creating dynamic, emotional, and potent performances. In a time of voice actors getting edged out by stunt casting celebrities in animated films this is a welcome return to form and proof that voice acting is a different beast and voice actors are the best people to do voice work.

The animation style is rich and evocative, clearly influenced by anime and comics, not overly complex or meticulously rendered but still beautiful, transportive, and effective with the action sequences being particularly thrilling and cool. There's a scruffiness to it which melds perfectly with the subject matter. It works as a highly entertaining stand alone feature as well as to build out the Predator world in an organic and exploratory way. Director Dan Trachtenberg continues his clever revitalization of the franchise in this follow-up to Prey but much like that film this should have been released theatrically.

A homerun for any with an interest in SFF.

Currently streaming on Hulu.

Don't Miss It.

Friday, June 6, 2025

'The Life of Chuck' A Review

The Life of Chuck is a SFF drama about the titular Chuck told in reverse chronology in three acts, based on the Stephen King story of the same name. The film opens on the last days of the apocalypse, the middle section features Chuck(Tom Hiddleston) during a business trip as an adult, and the third section features Chuck as a child through his teenage years.

Hiddleston is nominally the face of the movie even though he doesn't get much more screentime than any of the other ensemble and he, unfortunately, is the only one kinda miscast. He's a name which presumably helped the film get made(so kuddos on that front) but dramatically he's a little wooden, a little stiff, and doesn't project the kind of everyman gravitas that the role requires(that say narrator Nick Offerman definitely does). It works OK and the biggest sequence in the movie, the dance, is impressive, his performance in general leaves a bit to be desired. The rest of the cast however are all pretty much pitch-perfect with many of writer/director Mike Flanagan reparatory players making appearances- Mark Hamill, Hamish Linklater, Kate Siegel, Samantha Sloyan, Carl Lumbly- to name a few as well as A-listers Chiwetel Ejiofor and Karen Gillan. The list goes on and they are all great, unified under one vision of empathy, compassion, and the theme of the film which is that human life has value and meaning regardless of it's scope.

Like a lot of Flanagan's work there are some stand out sequences, overall decent visuals, but there is a kind of saturated color pallet that can evoke a TV movie cheapness that is a bit distracting. The score is subtle and effective, the locations(shot in Alabama) are pretty bland and uninspired but functional, and there's minimal effects(in the first sequence) which is welcome. The source material is unconventional and this relatively faithful adaptation is as well and as a result it's not always coherent, what comes together in the imagination when reading isn't as easily tied together when made explicit onscreen, the tone management is a bit uneven. There are some really powerful emotional moments but others that veer maudlin or saccharine, sections of Offerman's VO really work others come across ham-fisted. But overall the earnestness of the message is what comes through and that message is potent and needed during our current divisive times.

An imperfect, stirring, celebration of humanity. Perhaps overly complicated structurally and overly simple thematically.

Currently in theaters.

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Thursday, June 5, 2025

Corporate Irony

The longer I've worked
the more I've realized
'management'
the people in charge
the owners
the 6-7-8 figure folk
have very little understanding
of the day-to-day necessities
the nuts-and-bolts function
of any business
their position dictated
(for the most part)
not by ability or knowledge
but collegiate pedigree
or familial connection
by the insipid networking
competence isn't
(and maybe never was)
a requirement
accepting this
most astounding reality
is the true job
of all working stiffs

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

'Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning' A Review


 Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is an action movie theoretically the conclusion of the franchise, at least with Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt. Following the events of Dead Reckoning the super-duper AI 'The Entity' is loose and the world is in turmoil, only one man(god?) can save us!

As the years have gone by and the installments have wracked up Ethan Hunt wears a bit thin on Cruise but he's still a star and it's nice to see him in this victory lap. Many return to the franchise for a send off and, surprisingly, there is still some inspired casting with additions Tramell Tillman, Katy O'Brian, Hannah Waddingham and others. But the biggest surprise and success is the return of Rolf Saxon from the first installment, he brings incredible presence to this film and some needed continuity to the whole series.

Visually the movie is uneven, the first act is tons of exposition, tons of flashbacks to the previous installments, tons of scenes of characters telling Ethan Hunt "You're the only one that can save us." It's redundant, unnecessary, and puts a massive drag on the pacing. BUT. Once the action actually gets underway, starting when the team goes to an arctic CIA outpost and Ethan gets on a battleship, the story gets moving, there are some stunning action set pieces(no surprise) and it turns into if not a totally cogent movie at least a pretty entertaining one. There's some undertones of Scientology and maybe even societal commentary but those are pretty muddled and ultimately don't much matter.

A messy, thrilling, sometimes corny sometimes funny, end(?) to a frequently uneven but almost always interesting franchise.

Currently in theaters.

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Sunday, June 1, 2025

'Last Breath' A Review

Last Breath is an action/thriller based on the real-life loss and rescue of a deep sea diver. Duncan(Woody Harrelson), David(Simu Liu), and Chris(Finn Cole) are saturation divers who work to maintain undersea gas pipelines. On a rotation heavy storm activity causes a technical malfunction that results in Chris being cut off from the ship with limited oxygen.

Harrelson, Liu, and Cole(who kinda has the least to do) are all compelling and competent, its not the kind of movie that requires a tone of acting but Harrelson and Liu have the presence, as do the supporting cast, to give the story appropriate stakes and also dimension to the characters, not a ton as the focus is on the events, but enough for us to be invested.

Mostly practical filming, whether on location or in tanks/on sets, makes for a pretty process-driven tactile feel, which is perfect for the subject matter. It appropriately evokes the environment and the risk. If there's a detraction its that at 90 minutes it feels a bit rushed and ultimately we aren't as invested as we could be in the characters as we don't get to see them much outside of crisis mode. Still holds the interest.

A tight, relatively low budget, adult flick focused on process, no frills. 

Currently available to rent on most VOD platforms, streaming on Peacock.

Rent It.