Coming out of my apartment building.
Middle Aged Lady: Oh. (surprised) You smell good.
Me: Oh...uh...thanks. I just hopped out of the shower.
MAL: Better than me saying you smell like shit! (cackles)
Me: (chuckle) Yeah. That woulda been a blow to my ego.
MAL: Oh, you smell nice but not like that frufru stuff.
Me: ...?
MAL: I can't stand when men smell like that frufru stuff. You're still suppose to smell like a man ain't ya?
Me: I always thought so.
MAL: I like you.
Me: (I hold the door open for her and smile) I like you.
MAL: And thank you! (half to herself) A gentleman!
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