Monday, September 7, 2015

A Message For My Girlfriend's Sister's Mother-In-Law

In this as in many things
it is best to follow the example
of Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin.

You do not know me.
I do not know you.
Respect should be our watchword.

Your longevity and recently replaced hip
mean dick to me.
Do not tell me what to do. Or issue me orders.

I am not your son.
If I were I would not tolerate
such insipid needling.

Age is a privilege
wasted on the old.

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