Weird iO Conversations

(During the opening of Damian's last 5B performance)

Brian:(guy I barely know) Hey Steve.
Me: Hey man.
(shake)
Brian: Why are you here? Do you know someone?
Me: Um...yeah. I'm here for Damian(points). He's on my Playground team.
Brian: The Night Shift. He's really good.
Me: Yeah he's great(back to watching show).
Brian: How long have you and Punam been dating?
Me: Ah...ah...around 6 months.
Brian: I thought you guys were. I didn't know for sure until I saw you guys kiss the other night.
Me: ...
Brian: We were in 5B's together. She's a real catch.
Me: Yeah. She's great.
Brian: Seriously, she's a catch. You did it.
(exits)
Me: ...woof...