Thursday, May 3, 2012

Fart Factory

Punam and I celebrated our 10 month anniversary. We had a nice steak dinner, went to a movie, and sat by the lake. Things have been a little bumpy recently but all relationships have that. Ups and downs. It feels like we're back on track. Things are great maybe better than they ever were. I think if I've figured out anything about relationships it's to be honest. Be honest with your partner and be honest about your expectations. That is of course super obvious. But some lessons you need to learn and relearn.

Later in the night we were just sitting around making jokes and decided that we needed to do a two person show.

(both of us laughed throughout the conversation)
Me: Fart Factory.
Punam: It's a show entirely based on farts.
Me: Every scene is about farts. That's the conciet of the show and we take it super seriously.
Punam: "Can I get a suggestion of a fart that you farted today? Pffffffftttt? Did I hear Pfffffftttt? Thank you Fart Factory presents Pffffftttt."
Me: "Hello we are Fart Factory can we have a suggestion of a face you made when you smelled someone else's fart? (face you make when you are really worried about what your smelling) thank you."
Punam: "Hello we are Fart Factory reeeeeeeeeethplll. Can we get a suggestion of the sound of your most embarrassing fart? PLPLPLPLPLPLBBBBBBBBBB thank you!"

That went on for a while until both of us were convinced we had to do it for real. Look out for Fart Factory coming to a stage near you. Before we went to bed Punam said something I thought pretty poignant.

Punam: ...I just...I think farts are so funny...

It's universal. Farts are funny.

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