Street Talk 12

(9:50pm in Boystown)

Drunk Southern Man: Excuse me? Excuse me?
Me: Yeah. What's up?
Drunk Southern Man #2: (coy) We're looking for a bar...
Me: Um. What kind of bar?
Drunk Southern Man: You know. A bar-
Drunk Southern Man #2: A bar where men go to have a good time.
Me: Oh yeah, for sure. Up the street here you'll have a bunch of bars you guys would probably like. Or if you go down the street here for a block or two you'll get to Berlin, I think that might be the kind of place you're looking for. It's like a dance club.
Drunk Southern Man #2: Berlin! That's where were going! (puts his arm through mine, we walk together)
Drunk Southern Man: Where are you going?
Me: I have a show right here, an improv comedy show.
Drunk Southern Man #2: That sounds fun!
Me: It is fun but there's no dancing.
Drunk Southern Man: Yeah, we'd probably be disruptive(giggles).
Me: Maybe(smiles). You fella's have a good night!
Drunk Southern Man #2: You too sweetheart and thanks!