Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Anti-Comedy 2

there was a stupid man who had a stupid job. i won't say what he did cause its fucking stupid. he sat at his dumb desk and ate cool ranch Doritos all day. he went poop in the morning and in the afternoon. just to get away from his dumbass desk and his supercool Doritos.  every morning he slipped on a banana peel and went splat thats how stupid this fucking clod was. every lunch he ate Doritos until he was all sicky in his tummytum. in the afternoon he rolled around full of Dorito mush in his dumbdumb swivel chair. sometimes he'd lean back until he fell over, idiot. Like a cow he kept Dorito cud in his mouth, gumming all day on the coolest of the ranchys. yumyumyumyum. one day his stupid hulkingass linebacker boss called this fucking moron into his office.  they grunted at each other, drooled, looked at paper, sputtered, and shook hands. it was a good meeting. on the way back to his dumbass desk and his coolranchy splattered rollychair he put a bag of butteryass popcorn in the microwave and set it for 25 minutes. guy was fucking dense. the bag caught fire and the whole foolish fucking office burnt down and everyones stupid asses died.

whose hungry?

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