Matt cleaned the bathroom with some wonder product called Krud Kutter while I unwrapped and unpackaged chairs.
Matt meticulously painted trim while I hauled out garbage, swept, and mopped.
Matt took me to this event that was being sponsored by the RCC the World Air Sex Competition. Like Air Guitar I guess. And evidently they some how got Scream 1 through 4 star David Arquette to judge. It was a surreal event with lots of weird conceptual pantomimed intercourse. The highlights though were some of Arquette's notes.
David Arquette: I liked how you really walked the line there. I thought you were going to die. (thoughtful pause) Death: the ultimate orgasm.
and
David Arquette: I mean you didn't cum and that's what I'm looking for. (earnest) I want to see The Big Spill.
The French refer to orgasm as "le petit mort," which means "little death."
ReplyDeleteThanks for these construction site cleanup advice. Looks like everything turned out well in the photos!
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