(while running)
Boy:(on Razor scooter) What are you doing?
Me: Runnin'.
Boy: What are you doing?
Me: I'm running.
Boy: Why?
Me: To lose weight.
Boy: Why?
Me:(slaps belly) I'm chubby.
Boy:(pause) I'm faster.
Me: That's because you're on a scooter. Do you want to race?
Woman: (far off yell) Miguel!
Boy: Bye.
Me:(waves) Maybe next time buddy!
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